You must know the basics, like a traveler you are: no mater how drunk you are, no matter how urgent is, do not pee on monuments, graves, cemeteries. Look for parks, toilettes, forests etc.
Otherwise it can happen to you the same unpleasant mater as to the photo male. He is a natural born canadian, and on Canadas National Day, after having drinking a few beers, he urinated on Canada War Memorial. You can imagine the consequences: he came to the front page of all national newspapers, and should apologize publicly.
As you don’t need events like that, do not urinate anywhere!
